Genetic horoscope.

An ad in the Toronto Star:

CTV Winnipeg has also reported on this.

At the business website, they suggest:

DNA Disease Test can Indicate following Diseases:
Heart Health, Antioxidation, Bone Health (Osteoporosis), Abdominal aneurysm, Alzheimer’s disease, Atrial fibrillation, Rheumatoid arthritis, Psoriasis, Breast cancer, Celiac disease, Colon cancer, Crohn’s disease, Diabetes type 2, Glaucoma, Graves’ disease, Heart attack, Lung cancer, Lupus, Macular degeneration, Multiple sclerosis, Obesity, Osteoarthritis, Prostate cancer, Restless legs syndrome

This grabbed my attention:

What is DNA?

DNA can be called the blueprint for life. All living things contain DNA. For humans, DNA comes from genetic material passed on from both parents and is present in nearly every cell in the body. With the exception of identical twins, each person’s DNA is unique to them. Therefore, one’s DNA can tell a lot about the person.
What diseases you are predisposed to, what allergies you can have, what drugs are in your system – these are some of the things our centers are able to detect using one’s DNA. DNA evidence is also becoming increasingly popular for use in forensic science, at crime scenes and for use in missing person’s investigations.

They will test you, generate an “ID kit” for your children, even inform you of the breed of your pet.

The most interesting thing is that they themselves call it a “genetic horoscope”. I think that’s about correct.