Generic genome sequence press release (by Andy).

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Generic press release for genome sequencing

Scientists map genome of (insert name).

A team of researchers from (insert university/institute/lockup garage) has completed mapping the genome of (animal/plant/squashy deep-sea thing).

“We were amazed how (strike one) similar/dissimilar it is to the human genome,” said (insert name of lead scientist/grad student/custodian who happened to answer the phone).

The discovery should help scientists (strike all but one) cure cancer/end world hunger/prevent hair loss).

One thought on “Generic genome sequence press release (by Andy).

  1. “This is the very first time that the genome of a [phylum, class, order, family, genus, species, strain] has been decoded.”

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